Mr Nice GuyPop Rocks and Soda
January 24th 2008 12:01
You know the urban legend that if you eat pop rocks and drink soda you explode? Well if you didn't, you do now, because that's pretty much all there is to it.
Do you also know the one about how Richard Gere once allegedly went to the emergency room to allegedly have a gerbil removed from the same place that everyone who goes to the emergency room in the same predicament has it removed from? If you didn't know about that either, you're pretty much up to date on that story too.
And that's what this blog will be about: keeping the world up to date on what is and is happening in the world of popular culture. By this I mean happening in the literal sense, by speculating what reported events did or didn't actually transpire, hopefully without mentioning "Dancing with the Stars" and enlisting the help of an Osmond, and my opinion of what is happening in this world: what rocks, and what... is the opposite. What is the polar opposite of rocking out? Meditating while listening to Enya? I'll get back to you concerning what I shall deem these unfortunate non rocking incidents.
So please call again and check out my unique brand of opinion. Who knows? Maybe you'll learn something... I can't promise you'll be a better person for knowing that something though.
By the way, the pop rocks thing is apparently a myth, but I officially do not encourage anyone to test the theory to prove it right or wrong. As for Richard Gere, no one knows....
whether the alleged gerbil was dead or alive when it was removed from his butt.
Do you also know the one about how Richard Gere once allegedly went to the emergency room to allegedly have a gerbil removed from the same place that everyone who goes to the emergency room in the same predicament has it removed from? If you didn't know about that either, you're pretty much up to date on that story too.
And that's what this blog will be about: keeping the world up to date on what is and is happening in the world of popular culture. By this I mean happening in the literal sense, by speculating what reported events did or didn't actually transpire, hopefully without mentioning "Dancing with the Stars" and enlisting the help of an Osmond, and my opinion of what is happening in this world: what rocks, and what... is the opposite. What is the polar opposite of rocking out? Meditating while listening to Enya? I'll get back to you concerning what I shall deem these unfortunate non rocking incidents.
So please call again and check out my unique brand of opinion. Who knows? Maybe you'll learn something... I can't promise you'll be a better person for knowing that something though.
By the way, the pop rocks thing is apparently a myth, but I officially do not encourage anyone to test the theory to prove it right or wrong. As for Richard Gere, no one knows....
whether the alleged gerbil was dead or alive when it was removed from his butt.
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