Mr Nice GuyCleaning up the mess mainstream music made...
January 2nd 2009 07:57
Hello Cupcakes!
Welcome to the maiden voyage of Pop Bleach, where we (that's you and me, not the 'Royal We'. As much as i'd love to think it, i am most definately not a Princess!) will attempt to find out just what the hell happened to Music Today. It's a Joke. With a capital What-The-Eff!?
What happened to the aura of my very own, very recent childhood, when we all stomped around in flannel shirts, wishing to be Billy Corgan and feeling sexually confused over Shirley Manson (or was that just me?) It was replaced with Butterfly Clips, Bodyglitter and Destiny's Child.
Now, we're in a world where Flannel is wrapped around the bodies of hipsters on their way to coffeeshops, and Katy Perry makes kissing girls an acceptable way to pick up guys. Trust me when i say, i die a thousand deaths everytime i hear her songs.
But that's getting ahead of myself...
Come back to this blog if you often find yourself wondering where you fit in in this Purity-Ring wearing, saccharine-infused joke of a music scene, if you want to find out about bands the radio won't play and, most importantly, if you want to read articles telling you how to deal when your favourite band hits the mainstream (and concert ticket prices rise), why bad-mouthed London Girls with Estuary accents are so damn hip right now, what happened to Marylin Manson (and why isn't he the anitchrist anymore?) and yes, why Katy Perry is slowly killing not only the future of us all, but one very angry 20 year old lesbian.
That's me, in case you didn't realise.
Hope to see you back here!
Nico.
Welcome to the maiden voyage of Pop Bleach, where we (that's you and me, not the 'Royal We'. As much as i'd love to think it, i am most definately not a Princess!) will attempt to find out just what the hell happened to Music Today. It's a Joke. With a capital What-The-Eff!?
What happened to the aura of my very own, very recent childhood, when we all stomped around in flannel shirts, wishing to be Billy Corgan and feeling sexually confused over Shirley Manson (or was that just me?) It was replaced with Butterfly Clips, Bodyglitter and Destiny's Child.
Now, we're in a world where Flannel is wrapped around the bodies of hipsters on their way to coffeeshops, and Katy Perry makes kissing girls an acceptable way to pick up guys. Trust me when i say, i die a thousand deaths everytime i hear her songs.
Come back to this blog if you often find yourself wondering where you fit in in this Purity-Ring wearing, saccharine-infused joke of a music scene, if you want to find out about bands the radio won't play and, most importantly, if you want to read articles telling you how to deal when your favourite band hits the mainstream (and concert ticket prices rise), why bad-mouthed London Girls with Estuary accents are so damn hip right now, what happened to Marylin Manson (and why isn't he the anitchrist anymore?) and yes, why Katy Perry is slowly killing not only the future of us all, but one very angry 20 year old lesbian.
That's me, in case you didn't realise.
Hope to see you back here!
Nico.
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